[Locked to Residents]

[castbytheglyph]

Hey-o Luceti, how's it going?! This is Pascal coming to you from the super secret tappy-tap things! I've been waiting to come down here forever and get my hands on 'em ever since Precis did her thing not too long ago, they're pretty intense. I bet if I just plonk on this thing...

[Everyone is now treated to a few minutes of Pascal tapping the camera and purposely rubbing her hands over the microphone a few times. Now this setup is pretty sweet, way better than the outdated junk that was found further down the tunnels... Oh right, important stuff. It wouldn't be right if Pascal came down here and just talked, she has a journal for that, so have some typing.]

Okay, so a little while back me and some other guys all went off on this mission to learn about the droids. Not only that, but we went off to make sure all the droidy guys get super messed up! Not sooo messed up that you can tell, but you know, tiny itty-bitty things that are actually HUGE. If any droids showed up to drag you off to the draft then maybe you already know that they've seriously been knocked down a peg, or ten. Or whole stack of pegs!

Let's see. The droids have this endless zappy battery so they can keep going on and on and ooon, but a few of us guys tweaked a few things or whatever and now they're not so endless! Or they might just overheat on you, but that's really good too! Just not for the droids. I think there was some thunkathunk on the armor and joints the droids have, but one of the techies will need to field that!

What else... Oh, yeah, right! There are like billions of lines of code and stuff in those guys! There's so much that you could slip in something without anyone else knowing, but that secret something ends up being major pain in the butt. Or a pain in the crotch, you should all go for the crotch! Those droids might be able to calculate a kabillion different way to fight back, but they'll be totally stumped if you aim for between their legs. Not only that, but if the droids seem distracted or frozen then that was us too! Turns out that if you turn (this) into ((this) then you really kafrazzle them!

And that's it! If you want to ask anything then go ahead, I'll be here to answer all your droid-like questions and stuff.

[Or she'll be answering when she isn't staring intently at the laptop and poking around a little.

OOC - Open discussion. Threadjacking is definitely encouraged, especially as Pascal probably isn't the best at explaining the nitty gritty stuff in a more straightforward way.]

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[breezing]

[ ...Okay Ikki's not totally clear on the technological stuff being spouted here, particularly in Daisy's reply, but the bits about the droids being weakened and her grandfather's response helps it to click that whatever happened on this droid mission helped what had happened at the house before the draft, when the droids had come.

Please and thank you are important, so she'll at least come to say something, although she's not going to bother responding to any of the technical things, instead making a list of words and sentences to bother Raine with the next time she has a tutoring lesson (although the chances of her being able to understand any of these concepts are a little far-fetched). ]

Oh! Um, like grandpa said, thank you very much. I don't really get some of the things you're saying, but what you mean is that if you hadn't done these things, my family might've gotten hurt more when the droids came, right? When they didn't let me be drafted.

So, thank you. It sounds like you all worked very hard!!! And I have candy from the maze still if you want some in thanks? Or I can make more candy apples because I learned how!!!

[castbytheglyph]

Awwh, our work is already doing some good. That's awesome! Things can only keep gettin' better from here, yay!

[Now she could be cool and say thanks is enough and all that, but it's candy. Candy. Not that Pascal is much of a candy fan, she prefers other sweet stuff.]

Didja find any chocolate? That's a great brain booster right there. Better yet, candy bananas!

[breezing]

Yep, I have some in metal foil with little Halloween pictures on them!

[ THEY ARE CUTE, here she will show you on video look how delicious.

Actually she has quite the stash, since she...went through the maze nonstop over the past few days...Although the stash is under adult supervision, she can take some out to give to people no problem. That's not the same as eating it herself. ]

[castbytheglyph]

Sweet! We should totally share some of that chocolate of yours sometime! Maybe we can melt it so we can dip stuff in it too.

[She'll never quite get how pumpkins are meant to be scary, unless you put a motion sensor activated laser in one. That's pretty scary.]

--Or you make it so it plays Cheria's voice when she's really mad!

[... Oops. Said that part out loud.]

[breezing]

...Who's Cheria?

[ Also she's not sure why she would want her candy to talk, but that sounds intriguing? 8|a ]

[castbytheglyph]

Cheria is one of my friends from back home who is totally into this guy called Asbel.

[Best way to introduce her.]

[breezing]

[ O...kay. That's...nice? ]

Is she scary?

[castbytheglyph]

Nah, not really. [Sometimes.] When she gets mad then she can totally scream your head off! I bet if she tried that in battle then we wouldn't need any weapons anymore, Cheria could just freak the monsters out.

[breezing]

So you want to record her screaming to scare away monsters?

[castbytheglyph]

... Yeah, that sounds like it would be a blast! [And an important experiment too, probably.] I'd have to make her scream first. Maybe after another week I'll give her a great big hug.

[breezing]

Well, the ghosts seemed pretty good at making people scream? Maybe just do what they did!

[castbytheglyph]

You're right, I'll just hafta think like a ghost for a little while. I'll jump out of the wall at her, then she'll shriek loud enough to bring the house down!

[Though her plan to now blow away part of the wall to jump out of might bring the house down on its own.]

[breezing]

...How will you jump out of the wall??

[castbytheglyph]

Prooobably with a laser or something. Or rockets.

[breezing]

Um, wouldn't that ruin the wall?

[ do you want to be grounded, man ]

[castbytheglyph]

Yup. But it'll rebuild itself after a little while, so it's okay!

[Property damage is not a groundable offense, she'll be fiiine.]

[breezing]

Wait, it'll rebuild itself? How's that? Is the wall really smart?

[castbytheglyph]

Nope, it's as dumb as a pile of bricks. [Ba-dum tsh.] But I know when you smash things here, after a few days they come right back! It worked for the window and the door!

[breezing]

[ and the joke soars over Ikki's head ]

Why were you smashing your window and door???

[castbytheglyph]

How else was I gonna test out the rocket and lasers on Mecha Sanji?

[By going to the battle dome? NAAAH.]

[breezing]

...The battle dome?

Wait wait wait, MECHA Sanji?

[castbytheglyph]

[Oh hey, Mecha Sanji, Pascal decides to ignore the last thing and talk about that instead!]

Yup, Mecha Sanji. It's all the fun and high class cooking skill of everyone's favourite chef, packed into another, smaller him. With a rocket punch to boot!

[breezing]

[ what ]

...that sounds SO COOL!!!!! Did you make him??????

[castbytheglyph]

You bet your socks I did! It took forever to get all the parts together, but it was totally worth it. He works at Seventh Heaven so you should go see him sometime!

[Just barge into the kitchens and ask to see the robot. That's what she does.]

[breezing]

I will!!!! So you make ROBOTS???